Are You There, God? It’s Me, Hot Flash.

I feel for the pizza in the microwave. I, too, now know what it’s like to suddenly “cook” from the inside out. Like someone’s just yanked me from the freezer, shut me inside a tiny oven, and hit the “high power” button—and I had no say whatsoever. Oh, sure, I’ve heard it all before: “Watch… Continue reading Are You There, God? It’s Me, Hot Flash.

Craftshion Alert: Binder Clip Meets Towel

The craft alarm did not blare in the usual way. There was no need to alert neighbors or family about the dangers of ridiculously large scissors (which I can’t help but run around the house with), hot glue guns with exploding battery pack chargers, or machine-gun style staplers. Simply put, the presto-change-o feat I needed… Continue reading Craftshion Alert: Binder Clip Meets Towel

Still Alive in 2025: Fixin’ Leaks and Leeks Year-End Wrap-Up

Scary, swirly-looking weather patterns have torn the 2025 finish-line ribbon to shreds. Thank goodness the FLL (Fixin’ Leaks and Leaks) Headquarters has a new roof and a back-up generator. The back-up power system is courtesy of Nate’s electric car (which is not a Tesla). Not sure how the technology works, but the energy for charging… Continue reading Still Alive in 2025: Fixin’ Leaks and Leeks Year-End Wrap-Up

Christmas Cookie Countdown: Boozy Butterscotch

The sugar plums dancing in my head are turning in their tutus ‘cause they’re all tapped out. But they left some butterscotch morsels, doused in a good tempest of butterscotch liqueur in their place. And as we all know, the show must go on, bottoms up, cheers, down the hatch, nom-nom-nom. To make the best… Continue reading Christmas Cookie Countdown: Boozy Butterscotch