Ye olde mummy costume is haute (as hell) couture this season, so I’ll be stuffing hot dogs into strips of dough to make them even more terrifying than they should be. (Ooooohh. Look out! Delicious, processed meat has been resurrected from the grave and wrapped in sooo many carbs.) I’m guessing ye olde mummy costume… Continue reading Yummy Mummy Dog
Creepy Crawly Creatures from the Blue Lagoon
Oh, fright of frights and sight of sights! Goblin shapes with scales and eyes swim the depths and materialize. But only if I dunk my head under water, which I totally did! The Fixin’ Leaks and Leeks team returned to Fiji, which meant that you may have noticed a blast of blog posts and then… Continue reading Creepy Crawly Creatures from the Blue Lagoon
I Tried the Scary Hot Cheetos Mac and Cheese and Lived
Fiery red spirals, surrounded by flames and a seriously sassy Chester Cheetah, lured me to the macaroni and cheese aisle like a Ouija board at a slumber party. Would I be opening doors I couldn’t close? Did I need to buy a box of Cheetos Flamin’ Hot Macaroni Cheese? The more I looked at the… Continue reading I Tried the Scary Hot Cheetos Mac and Cheese and Lived
Craft Alert: Leaf a Message
Leafin’ letter-heads! The craft alarm is off the charts. Glue fumes and the glint of sharp scissors have set it off, and there’s only one way out: make a leaf topper for a pencil. Actually, I have a collection of pens with cute little character heads on them: Spider-Man, Wonder Woman, Woody from Toy Story,… Continue reading Craft Alert: Leaf a Message
Slaw Down: It’s Apple Season
While pumpkins are jinga-linging and monsters are sleigh-bell ringing, I’d like to cling tightly to an emotional support apple for a minute or two. I love decking the halls and scaring the neighbors, dressed like a chicken with an axe, just like everyone else, but it’s still apple season as far as I’m concerned. And… Continue reading Slaw Down: It’s Apple Season
Brush with Destiny
I’ve violated tissues with my face for so many years now, I believe they’ve formed a secret support group with snacks and everything. I’ve been shoving them into powder foundation compacts when the applicator that’s sold with the makeup becomes inoperable after one use. Then, I’ve forcefully rubbed those make-up laden tissues onto my forehead,… Continue reading Brush with Destiny
Wine All You Want. It’s Still Summer.
Herds of steaks could suddenly stampede through my yard, and I’d need to wrangle a bottle of red into submission and hold out my fork. Something good’s bound to run into it, and I want to be ready. So Nate and I went red wine tasting at Chateau Ste Michelle last weekend. Technically, you’re supposed… Continue reading Wine All You Want. It’s Still Summer.
Lai Lo Lai Lo Lai – Gipsy Kings!
I just bamboleioed so hard, and I have no regrets. Nate took me to see the Gipsy Kings live at the Chateau St. Michelle estate/winery in Woodinville, Washington last weekend—and I still have so many thoughts: The venue was amazeballs (beautiful gardens/charming estate), and the Gipsy Kings were incredible. They sound even better live than… Continue reading Lai Lo Lai Lo Lai – Gipsy Kings!
Drumroll, Please!
Explosive diarrhea news is everywhere, and the urge to hit something over and over and over again while shouting, “Lettuce live!” is so strong. Luckily, the City of Lynnwood, Washington was having a free luau last weekend to take my mind off such things. It included free drumming lessons. I never slapped an Aloha shirt… Continue reading Drumroll, Please!
My Almost Cat
A fuzzy furry floof of a thing found its way into our backyard, and I threw myself at it, as I was wildly in love. I totally think it felt the same way about me, too. And Nate. And our whole backyard. The beautiful creature in question was a cat that the Universe practically placed… Continue reading My Almost Cat
