I’ve needed to take a leek for so long. And turn it into a soup. I can’t believe I haven’t done it sooner, but after eight years, the Fixin’ LEEKS ‘n Leaks blog post can no longer hold it in. All the leeks are coming out. The internet is just bursting with potato and leek… Continue reading You Got This: Take a Leek and Make Soup
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Raise the Roof: Shingle and Ready to Mingle
Shout it from the rooftops! The Fixin’ Leaks ‘n Leeks Headquarters has a spiffy new, rip-roaring, raise-the-roof covering to potentially empty this blog of “leaks” posts for the next twenty-five years, if all goes well. (Now that I think of it, I don’t believe I have a single “leeks” post, which is downright criminal, given… Continue reading Raise the Roof: Shingle and Ready to Mingle
The Fixin’ Leaks ‘n Leeks Ohana Attends a Luau
Hips don’t lie. We went to a luau in Hawaii and did more than our share of a hula or two. Yep, the Fixin’ Leeks ‘n Leaks Team has talked about going to a luau, but we’ve never done it. Mostly, I’ve been watching out for Nate because I went to a few luaus with… Continue reading The Fixin’ Leaks ‘n Leeks Ohana Attends a Luau
Saúde, Alex! Caipirinha Celebration
The first proof-of-life photos to ping my phone were of rowdy looking macaws. They peered down from coconut trees, their blue feathers trailing, as if they owned the place. Like a couple of dodos, Nate and I texted Alex and asked if he was at the zoo. “No, I’m in Brazil,” he said. Of course… Continue reading Saúde, Alex! Caipirinha Celebration
The Hot Seat: Chair Yoga
Have a seat. Now grab your toes and lift your legs in opposite directions, gently folding them around your head. Breathe. Use your core to resist falling face-first onto the floor. Welcome to chair yoga, sports fans. Okay, not really, but I did view quite a few chair yoga videos to ensure I didn’t get… Continue reading The Hot Seat: Chair Yoga
This and That Pasta Salad
Also known as “lil’bita,” this pasta salad lies dormant in our house for years until it just pounces to life with a lil’bita this and a lil’bita that. (Yes, I realize that “lil’bita” sounds like a rapper’s name: someone who’s either a little bitter (who isn’t, these days?) or a little bita extra outrageous. I… Continue reading This and That Pasta Salad
Craft the Heck Out of an Empty Jellybean Jar
The craft alarm made a thwiping sound today that sent wild rabbits—and probably the neighborhood bear—tearing through backyard kiddie pools on a rampage. But the noise was warranted: I needed to peel the “jellybean” labels off my empty plastic jar, and they were on there, good and tight. Seriously, it was so hard. It took… Continue reading Craft the Heck Out of an Empty Jellybean Jar
Meet Me by the Shrub
Woot! Woot! We’re shrubbin’ and clubbin’ here at the Fixin’ Leaks ‘n Leeks Headquarters—which potentially sounds really bad according to some random online dictionaries/searches I’ve just done, but this is what I mean: I’ve just cranked up the Yacht Rock station on Pandora, and I’m making a shrub of strawberries, sugar, and vinegar. And yes,… Continue reading Meet Me by the Shrub
Nervous Beakdown: Identifying Birds in the Yard
Dive-bombing birds are ruining my productivity. They’re flitting about with their feathery tail feathers, buzzing past my ears, and just looking so darn cute, I can’t stand it. How am I supposed to get any reading done in the backyard? And there is so much hot-girl summer reading to do. So, I’ve decided to take… Continue reading Nervous Beakdown: Identifying Birds in the Yard
Sip, Snack, Repeat
If you need beer-snacking accessories, steady yourself and maybe grip the wall for support: they’re in the bookstore. I’m not kidding. That’s where I found this “beer accessory” snack container that makes a sunhat look completely unnecessary and ridiculous. Why wear a hat when your snack dish can just be one for your beer? Or… Continue reading Sip, Snack, Repeat
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