Blueberry muffin treats, in my house, have the power to transform my entire family into butter knife-wielding animals that make crumbs of defenseless baked goods. The primal sounds of “More butter!  MMMM” have alerted the neighbors more than once.  Some think we are watching a horror movie at full volume. Others think we are truly… Continue reading Gluten Free Muffins and Face Yoga

Watching a whopping number of exercise videos (five to be exact), led me to theorize that squats were the gold standard of low-impact fitness—and that perhaps, they were “safe” enough to do repeatedly in different variations for 30-40 minutes each day. Only part of this theory is true, for me at least.  I run on… Continue reading Create a No-Squat Zone

The red-colored stuff in the jar in the fridge smells like some kind of flesh-eating foot fungus—and I can’t get enough of it.  No— pickled radishes do not fill the house with heavenly aromas, but they taste wonderful.  In fact, I’m trying to figure out how to take them in my carry-on luggage for my… Continue reading How to Pickle Radishes Without Leaving the Dance Floor

Florida is a tropical, magical, terrifying place filled with alligators that get whipped into a frenzy whenever there’s a hurricane. (And there are lots of hurricanes—and alligators. So, the chances of this happening are like astronomically high.)  That’s what I learned from the movie Crawl, which Nate, Alex, and I saw yesterday.  The movie itself… Continue reading If Alligators Attack, Eat This: Crunchy Tropical Chicken Bowl

A violently shaking alarm clock that rattles the entire bed frame, is something I’d secretly hoped would be invented for teens in order to get them off to school on time. It would also make loud, howling noises that sound like a freight train coming straight for the house.  However, after experiencing my first real… Continue reading Earthquake! The Fixin’ Leaks and Leeks Team Learns What to Do

Sounding a craft alert on the Fourth of July in my neighborhood adds very little noise or sense of “alarm,” amid the loud, violent screams of fireworks exploding in the air, starting at 4 p.m. July 3rd.  However, I thought I’d try to sound the alarm anyway, because by noon, my nerves were sufficiently rattled.… Continue reading Craft Alert: “Baby, You’re a Firework” Wreath

For skort-shredding, grit-in-the-teeth, foot-blistering fun, tour Vancouver, Canada like your child is away visiting relatives and you and your spouse might not get a vacation alone again in a very long time.  That’s just what Nate and I did this past weekend.  We toured. We toured hard.  We lit up the streets with the friction… Continue reading A Weekend Romp through Vancouver, Canada—Fixin’ Leaks and Leeks Style