Fixin' Leaks and Leeks

The Fixin’ Leaks and Leeks Team hung onto our nuts and butter as long as we could before cramming them into rum balls and snowballs—each one packed with exciting holiday merry mischief. I’ve run these recipes before in an earlier post a few years ago, so I’ll link to that post here: Butter Bumbles and… Continue reading Christmas Cookie Finale Extravaganza

When the gingerbread cookies in the movie Krampus terrorized little Max and his family, I thought to myself, “How do I capture that mischievous, spicy essence of a holiday cookie without creating something that’s actually evil?” It occurred to me that I could just try to cram as much spicy ginger flavor into a cookie… Continue reading Spicy Gingerbread Cookies

In a drafty castle, far, far away, during the Days of Yore, it was rumored that Princess Rotilda would devour jars of nutmeg-spiced jellied eels, and eat enormous amounts of sweet, sweet salmon pie, which was all of the rage back then. However, Princess Rotilda’s parents noticed a horrifying side effect: She couldn’t calm the… Continue reading Swaddled Mincemeat Cookies

The Christmas cookie crazy train went off the rails at the Fixin’ Leaks and Leeks headquarters where, after drinking a glass of wine from a bottle that was roughly the size of a small cannon, I announced: I’m making just cookies for my blog for the entire month of December. I don’t flippin’ care. It’s… Continue reading Christmas Cookie Countdown: Pinwheels

Stumbling into an underground fight club and discovering that I’m up next to climb into the ring with some very angry shark-like people, becomes a real fear, late at night, when the neighbors’ Christmas lights flash against the walls, creating terrifying fight club scenes that play out like shadow puppetry from hell. Since Nate is… Continue reading Weighted Blanket Party

When dust bunnies blow like tumbleweeds through the living room and the refrigerator’s “accidents” dry up in nanoseconds on the floor, the house is dangerously dry, in my opinion. One careless stride through the bedroom while wearing friction-prone yoga pants could send the place up in smoke. To prevent this from happening—and to make the… Continue reading Create Steamy Fall Scents in your Home

Strong hankerings for a shrimp cocktail, normally don’t accompany a brief visit to the master bathroom, but after our shower tile was recently repaired, I can’t stop thinking of cocktail sauce, which is loaded with spicy horseradish. The entire place smells like horseradish. Even Alex says, “Mmmm wasabi! Gimme some sushi.” Whatever chemicals were used… Continue reading Shower Shrimp

Burrowed deep beneath the fields and pastures of Pennsylvania, the Election Groundhog finally emerged and declared that winter is over. It has been one heck of a grueling week, and it feels like it’s over, but it might not be. The Lawsuit Groundhog is very angry with the Election Groundhog, which means that the Snow… Continue reading Cheap and Easy Distractions you can Create at Home

When the salad tongs go missing, and the craft alarm rings, grab a pumpkin, a fistful of candy, and hitch up your Halloween pants. The full moon is rising, Vincent Price is whispering in your ear, and the Fixin’ Leaks and Leeks Team has lost its collective mind. Someone else in the house, besides me,… Continue reading Spooky Craft Alert on All-Hallows Eve

Pumpkin paranoia, which results from the relentless gaze of Halloween gourds that are scattered about the house, is real. At least, it is to me. Just the other day, I was standing at the top of the staircase, and I felt something push me from behind. Luckily, I didn’t fall, but when I turned around,… Continue reading Pumpkin Patch Cookies