Fixin' Leaks and Leeks

After knocking the cranberries out of my stuffing while trying to imitate the Rockettes in the Macy’s Parade, I decided to just calm down and put out some appetizers. “Already?” Nate asked. “I just got the turkey in the oven. It’s like 10 a.m. or something.” “It’s officially Thanksgiving when I’ve pulled my wishbone trying… Continue reading Serve the Cranberry Sauce First

A lack of fall themed napkins in my house has thrown me into such a tizzy that I’ve had to take drastic measures: I sounded a “craft alert,” which caused Nate and Alex to evacuate the house in search of “hair cuts.” When I came running down the stairs with a package of Sharpies and… Continue reading Craft Alert: Fall Dinner Napkins

Shoving the business end of a “neti pot” up the nose is an activity that cannot be taken lightly. Explicit ancient cave drawings, which I’ve somehow been able to create, with the help of my 16-year-old son, tell a cautionary tale. (See Figure 1 below.) Indeed, next to the furnace, the neti pot is the… Continue reading Neti Pot “No-Nos” and Marriage Tips

Burrito night just got topped off with a coffee cake in our house and Betty Crocker is appalled. She’s calling the police right now. She, and the Joy of Cooking, would probably suggest flan or fruit, reserving the coffee cake for brunch, but when my belly’s full of burritos, I’m not waiting around for brunch.… Continue reading Rebel Coffee Cake/Blogger Awards Nominations

Horror experiences, of the kind where gruesome-looking actors chase people through cornfields filled with “pop up” deranged farm animals, are professional development for me. I write horror stories in my spare time, but I’ve never been to one of those Halloween haunted house type deals because I’ve always chickened out. However, on Saturday, I participated… Continue reading A Possessed Barn/Horror Attraction: Survival and Professional Development

The “spider on the couch” trick dates back to medieval times when, for some reason, the month of October was particularly boring and members of royal households everywhere were looking to scare up some fun. They would suddenly shriek, “There’s a spider on ye couch!” and all the servants would come running, armed with brooms… Continue reading “Spider on the Couch” Trick for a Halloween Treat

Candy corn may be considered Halloween’s cruelest trick, hiding at the bottom of a treat-filled bag, but throwing a handful of that candy corn into 10 ounces of vodka makes everything worse. I had to hold onto my mad scientist’s hat and my stomach after attempting to enjoy candy corn, the way many people enjoy… Continue reading Beware of the Candy Corn Cocktail

The dark, salty waves of Picnic Point Beach in Mukilteo, Washington form the perfect backdrop for tales of shipwrecks and souls lost at sea. I’d like to know about those stories. I’m pretty sure I could spend a lot of money in local gift shops on historically accurate accounts and haunted tours, but I’d rather… Continue reading DIY Ghost Stories Part 2: Picnic Point Beach, Mukilteo, WA

“Student Driver. Please be Patient,” written on a bumper sticker, does little to deter Starbucks fueled Seattleites from tailing the car and passing on narrow roadways at speeds 20 miles above the limit. “Lane, position, Alex! Lane position! Now, pick up speed, go! Go!” Nate yells to Alex, who is actually going the speed limit—as… Continue reading Autumn Leaf Festival in Leavenworth–With a Student Driver at the Wheel

Crafting projects needn’t result in the shrill, shrieking sound of sirens or smoke alarms, but just in case, I’ve decided to issue a “craft alert” in my house, whenever I take up a new project. I think it’s only fair to prepare Nate, Alex, and the cat in case they need to seek shelter, buy… Continue reading Fall Craft Alert: DIY Marbled Paper