A Walk in the Park: Mount Rainier

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A Waffle-on-a-Stick sounds like a lot of fun, until you feel yourself becoming one, baking in a sun-filled car. Not even a yummy one. One that’s melting into its pre-waffle state, the stick sliding down the seat and disappearing into wherever coins and parking stickers go.

The long line of cars ahead hadn’t moved for at least ten-twenty minutes. Nate, Alex, and I knew that somewhere between the Waffle-on-a-Stick place and the rows of trees and cars ahead, there was an entrance to Mt. Rainier National Park, but we’d be stuck between a Waffle-on-a-Stick and a hard place for at least thirty minutes longer.

But we DID print out our park pass the night before, which shaved off about six seconds when we finally made it.

Despite a two-hour trip (one way) becoming a four-hour trip (one way), Mount Rainier National Park was just breathtakingly, impossibly beautiful. I thought I had stumbled upon a Smurf village, for real. La-la-la-la-la-la—and so on. The feature image for this blog post does not do the park justice. The air was so clear that the skies were the bluest blue I’d ever seen. The trees were the greenest green I’d ever seen—and I didn’t care that there was snow sticking up at the top because, from where I was standing, it was sunny and 90 degrees Fahrenheit.

Oh, and the paths we took were paved—and there were plenty of them—and they weren’t scary at all. I wasn’t clinging to the side, looking down the jagged edge of a cliff, and imagining myself crumpled, at the bottom of a Smurf pit.

So, the climb up the paths was fun, and the steepness didn’t bother me at all—until we went back down—and I discovered my knees just aren’t what they used to be. It’s hard to describe, but it felt like my kneecaps would just roll to the side and fall off. I know, I know. “Do squats,” they say. And I do. “Walk down the stairs with weights,” they say. And I do. But there I was—kind of panicking on a beautiful, clear day.

Nate and Alex offered to hold onto me as I descended, but that wouldn’t solve the problem of my kneecaps sliding off my legs and down the path of a U.S. National Park. At least someone should have their hands free to catch them, I figured. Maybe Handy Smurf at the ranger station could put them back on.

In any case, I made it down, and the thing that kept me going was the voice of a small child. He was just down the path, with his parents, and he was so inspiring. He was saying, “Mom, Dad, I’m going to throw up!” And that’s when I realized: at least I’m not nauseous.

I could truly savor those shrimp tacos at the restaurant when we finally made it back to town after a long, but super Smurfy day.

Your Turn: What’s your favorite day trip where you live?

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23 thoughts on “A Walk in the Park: Mount Rainier”

  2. I don’t know why anyone would want to put a waffle on a stick, but okay. A day trip we always enjoy is going to Plymouth, Vermont, home of Calvin Coolidge. His Summer Whitehouse was on the second floor of the town’s general store. None of this Key West foolishness for our Cal!!

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  4. Ha. Your posts are always the perfect mix of funny and “oof, that’s so relatable”. My knees have pretty much been obliterated by this point in my life. I’m 40 going on 80 in the knee department. As for my favorite day trip… good question, honestly. I’m always happy to just get out of the house, and as long as it involves food, I’m in! I’m a girl of simple tastes. 😉

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      1. I’d say it’s all about the company! With the right squad, even a trip to the store can be filled with fun moments! 😉

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  7. Dear Waffle – – Wow, traffic, knee pains and a Smurf pit with a nauseated kid. But obviously worth it all to see such a spectacular place. My favorite day trip here is to the lake to see the ships going by, freighters, cruiseliners, sailing boats.

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