The Hipsterwich

Apple and cheddar bagel on a black and white plastic plate.

Grab a friend with a goatee who sings of dolphins and bees. Then, serve this apple-cheddar bagel sandwich. Maybe. The verdict is still out in our house. Nate tasted it and called it “odd.” Alex named it the “hipsterwich” (brilliant, Alex!) and said he would definitely eat this in a coffeehouse. Then, he ate the remaining three-fourths of the sandwich, as if he were in a coffeehouse.

I discovered this sandwich on the menu of almost any website that responded to the keywords “quick snacks.” Yep. Bread + apples + cheddar=lightning-quick snack. But in practice, it tastes more like a song about dolphins and bees. Separately, they’re delightful. Together, one slaps you with its tail, and the other stings you. Okay, maybe not quite like that, but the results are…interesting. If you like getting slapped or stung with interesting or odd things, try this:

–Toast up a wheat bagel, with a smidge of butter

–Broil a slice of sharp cheddar cheese on one of the bagel halves

–Add some Granny Smith apple slices to the other half

–Smash them together.

Serve them with:

–A pitcher of coffee

–A carefully curated Spotify coffeehouse playlist

–A guitar

–A mug for tips

Your Turn: What odd combinations do you love—or hate?

24 thoughts on “The Hipsterwich

      1. For someone whose never tried it, I recommend starting with a piece of buttered toast and then the thinnest smear of vegemite so you get a hint of the flavour without being overwhelmed by the saltiness. If you don’t mind that, then slowly progressing to more on a piece of toast. Back when I wasn’t doing this meat-only elimination diet, I found Vegemite to be a terrific flavour enhancer for food like steak and gravies.

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