Fixin' Leaks and Leeks

The front door wants us out—forever. This is how we know: it will not open when we stick the key in. We have to tug and pull and whisper secret words to get it to let us in. Any combination of the following steps might work in a different order on different days: 1) Stick… Continue reading Unlocking the Secrets of a Door that Won’t Budge

Sound the alarm—cupid’s coming in hot. But never fear. Before everything catches fire, I’ve created a decorative box to hold all the love in. It’s not a fire-proof box. It’s made of cardboard and bits of tape and hearts and hot pink paper and hopes and dreams—so it’s actually quite flammable. It’s a Valentine’s Day… Continue reading Craft Alert: Hearts on Fire in a Shoebox

Dangerous animals prowl the perimeters of thousands of houses each day and, according to a wildly alarming article on the This Old House website, “If you thought you were safe indoors from what lives outside, think again.” This article then lists snakes, rabid bats, alligators, brown bears, and other things that can tear through your… Continue reading Make Game Night a Scream

Turn the kitchen into a gin joint with a “Bee’s Knees” cocktail. Alex found the recipe online, and the article accompanying it said the drink originated from the 1920s. And, according to the first thing that popped up on the internet when I entered the words, “bee’s knees,” this idiomatic expression may have originated from… Continue reading The Bee’s Knees Cocktail

Haunted desks are hard to find these days, and I suspect the one that I just threw out (after ten years?) was mildly haunted/possessed. It was starting to slope in the middle, probably because it was not made of real wood, but rather some sort of plastic/cork mixture, and I thought the slope in the… Continue reading A Stand-Up Standing Desk

When a ceviche photo flashed across my phone’s screen, even the sandwich I was eating at work did a double take. “Well, hello there, lovely!” it said. And that’s where it ended because I closed my screen before my sandwich could run off to a deserted island with the ceviche—all while making bad puns, such… Continue reading Plenty of Ceviche in the Sea

During a zombie invasion, my best defense is a hatchet. This is what I learned when the Fixin’ Leaks and Leeks Team visited Dave and Buster’s restaurant and video arcade for the first time last weekend. Up until that moment, we were most likely avoiding the strobe lights, alarms, and perhaps the random Skee-Ball we… Continue reading Ready, Set, Throw!

As the soft whir of propellers from neighborhood drones drifts over the fence in the backyard, I’ve discovered that finally getting that hot tub does not attract space aliens. It attracts other things with cameras, spinning them into your orbit. And all you can do is wave and hope that the footage it produces goes… Continue reading Grabbing a Towel to Wrap Up: 2022 in Review

Bundle up with booze in your cup! The cookies are stacked in jars in a row, but the presents need wrapped with a shiny bow, and I just don’t have patience for one more thing, so pour me some cocoa with a peppermint zing. And that’s how I’ll dash to the finish this holiday season,… Continue reading Pour on the Cheer: Peppermint Schnapps Hot Cocoa

Pave the road to good intentions with swirls of caramel leading straight to an open bar! A bar cookie, that is—a really, really good bar cookie recipe I found in an old Cooking Light magazine circa 2003. After fixing dinner Friday night, I turned on the Tropical Holiday music station, threw caution to the wind—and… Continue reading Hit the Bar! Caramel Bar Cookies