
Extreme feats of quarantine “can-do spirit” abound on the Internet, so it’s only natural that the Fixin’ Leaks and Leeks Team would try to either fashion a gym out of logs or sew a set of masks with realistic-looking beards. Amazingly, we haven’t done either of those things. However, we HAVE converted an ordinary-looking Mason jar into a time capsule of sorts. With this time capsule, we have stuffed rye/wheat flour and enough lukewarm water to create a frothy, burping mess. It represents all of our coronavirus anxieties, and we’ll bury it in the refrigerator. From time to time we will also feed it more flour and water. Under normal circumstances, these kinds of nutrient-rich flour and water combinations, crammed into a tiny space, form the basis of a starter dough—the kind we imagined ourselves making when we romanticized what it would be like to live in the late 1800s—or visit old-timey places with hand-cranked mills for grinding corn. However, the Fixin’ Leaks and Leeks Team woke up here recently, surveyed all of the empty grocery shelves that are picked clean of yeast, and screamed,
“Oh, no! It’s happening! We’re going to have to do stuff from scratch for real. Get the hand-cranked mill that’s on back order from Amazon!”
On the nearly empty shelves though, we found a lone sack of organic wheat/rye flour. We threw it into the car and drove home to mix about a cup of that flour with a cup of water.
“Alex,” I said, “if we are able to pull this off, we could have a starter dough that we could keep and pass on for generations. It would be the ‘Fixin’ Leaks and Leeks Team Coronavirus Starter Dough of 2020’—except, we can’t call it ‘coronavirus starter’ because that just sounds bad. It would be a family starter dough, and if you get married someday, your spouse will get a chunk of it to keep in the refrigerator, and when I come to visit, I will check to make sure that you still have it. I will be that person.”
Alex just nodded because he knows that I would do such a thing, but only if I could actually keep starter dough going for more than about a day or two. My track record with plants is not too good. I also once thought that I’d spend my evenings crocheting in front of the TV. “Where are all of those blankets and fluffy poodles you thought you’d make, Mom?” He didn’t say that, but I know he was thinking it.
Over the next three days, I dreamed of a starter dough that would last for hundreds of years in my family line, but then I realized that one day, in a cleaning frenzy, I’d most likely toss the starter dough out. Also, three days is a long time to dream about starter dough.
Dreams soon became reality on Easter Sunday morning, when we pulled some of the starter dough and attempted to make a “quick” sourdough bread. It didn’t quite turn out the way we expected it to turn out, but it was still delicious with our ham. The recipe, pieced together from several YouTube videos, follows below:
Ingredients:
1/2 cup of starter dough
1 cup of lukewarm water
3 cups of flour
1 tsp of salt
Method:
Combine the salt and flour in a bowl. Form a well and mix the starter/water into the flour. Use your hands. The resulting dough will be rough-looking. As best as you can, gather it into a ball. Then, let the dough rest for 30 minutes, covered.
Shape the dough into a firmer, smoother ball. Then, cover again and let rise for 1 ½-2 hours.
Place a Dutch oven into the oven and preheat to 500 degrees.
Remove the Dutch oven, place, the dough inside (on parchment paper), and cover the dough. Place everything inside of the oven and bake for 30 minutes. Remove the lid and bake for another 10 minutes.
Results: The bread we made was dense, crusty on the outside, and soft on the inside. The distinct sourdough flavor was not there, but it was still pretty good. And, we added to the starter so that our little Mason jar time capsule—our memories of what we did in quarantine—would live on:
“ I hear that your great, great, great grandparents started the yeast we use for our bread,” someone from my future generation will say.
“Yeah, I heard that too—and that my great, great, great grandmother had a dream about crocheting a thousand fluffy poodles at night,” someone else will say.
“It was rumored that she was going to buy an inflatable hot tub online during the pandemic of 2020, but she got distracted by a ‘mindfulness’ coloring book peacock that looked rather menacing to her.”
“What did she do then?”
“She hit it with a rock and canceled her subscription to a liquor of the month club.”
“Ah, a sturdy soul indeed! Well, let’s clean up, and then we’ll sound the traditional craft alert to warn the neighbors.”
Happy Easter to all who celebrate it—and Happy Passover as well!
Your Turn: What projects have you done over the past month or so? Or, what projects are you avoiding?
we had a brief visit with Rome on TV they saw the mass at St Patricks Cathedral, New York. Not quite the same Irina. It feels most peculiar.
Happy Easter.
Leslie
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It does feel strange–Happy Easter, and thanks for stopping by! 🙂
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🙂
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I don’t like the taste of sour dough. Since you said this didn’t have it, now I have to try it. 🙂
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It was a lot of fun to make–hope you get a chance to try it:)
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You’re off to a good start with your sourdough starter, just keep it going.
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Thanks for the encouragement! The jar is the first thing I see when I open the refrigerator, so I won’t forget:)
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My pleasure
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I’m working my butt off and managing to gain weight at the same time. No projects except work ones. Sigh. Bread looks great though. 🙂
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The bread sure tasted good–be sure to take time for yourself–don’t work too hard:)
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As usual – you are a delight.
Our stores up here in Snohomish County are pretty much stocked. It’s sad that where you are – the stores are somewhat empty.
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Thanks! We live in Snohomish County too. On Saturday, I found most everything I needed–including yeast. Last week though, was difficult. It seems like every other week I have good luck, which is okay. I don’t always need the same things each week. Stay safe! 🙂
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I thought poodles were real dogs, just with weird haircuts? They’re just crocheted and then animated with this yeast stuff?!?
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You can crochet almost anything these days:)
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The longer you let it rise the more flavor will develop. I usually let mine rise over night.
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Thanks for the tip! We were making “quick” sourdough, which probably means that something is sacrificed. It still tasted good, but next time we might let it rise overnight. Cheers!
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I made my daughter a board for her door. It has options like “in class” “taking a test” “on zoom” so we know if we should knock, be quiet or whatever
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That’s a great idea!! Love it!
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Too funny. We have bread in the stores by us, so there’s that, at least.
I did take your idea and go for a drive over the weekend. We went nowhere and back, and it was glorious!
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So glad you were able to go for a drive:) Cheers!
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No projects here, really, since life hasn’t changed that much for me, except my husband is home, which is nice. Cute that your cat was watching mass with you, and nice to find out you’re a fellow Catholic! Happy Easter! 🙂
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Happy Easter!!!
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I colored eggs with turmeric, since that’s all I had to use:)
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Oh, no! I’ll bet they looked spectacular:)
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Yes, it works quite well!
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My only project goal of late was to organize the mess in my study. I abandoned to make a depressing video of depressing story I wrote. As for starter dough, I’ve always been afraid of it.
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Ah, the mess can wait–it will always be there:) Take care and stay healthy–thanks for stopping by!
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I made a starter dough. Really 🙂
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That’s fantastic! I wanted to use mine today for a pizza, but it doesn’t look like it’s working:( I may have to do a new one.
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You should add a little honey or yogurt (just a small spoon) when you start. Add to flour and water
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Ha, I have started and stopped several crochet projects and started a new blog because reasons. At least I’m not hallucinating yet… I believe! And now I want fresh baked bread – but bad things happen when I bake!
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Oh, I’ll bet you’ll bake a wonderful loaf of bread! I’m sending good vibes:)
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I will definitely share the results if I try it! As long as I survive the experience!
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Aside from writing, my only project so far was to make my daughter a little painting of the transgender flag with the transgender symbol in the middle that she could hang in her room. It turned out really well and she loved it!
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That sounds awesome!!! I’d love to see a picture:)
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I tried to copy and paste but I can’t do it here! Not sure how to share…
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Oh, no! I’m not sure either:( I’m on Twitter–and Facebook. Or, if you want to send it through the Contact Form–You can click on Contact/Use of Content on the left and I think it goes to my email? Cheers!
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Sent through Facebook!
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