
In my dreams, I’m flitting about in yoga pants that sparkle like sapphires—and the entire house is made of pizza. I glide over to the living room and fearlessly take a huge bite out of a load-bearing wall. Then, Nate and Alex walk through the front door after a hike, and I have to tell them to remove their shoes so that they won’t ruin the tasty pizza floors. After removing their shoes, they ask:
“What’s for dinner?”
And, in my dreams, my super-powers of sassiness intensify. In shiny, sassy splendor, I tell them: “For crying out loud! We live in a pizza house! Can’t you just help yourselves to the roof every once in a while?”
And that’s when I wake up, chewing on bedsheets, dangling from the dresser, and shouting, “Follow me to the roof!”
My dreams only vaguely resemble reality on Friday nights, which is when I make pizza for the Fixin’ Leaks and Leeks Team. In fact, I’ve featured a recipe for pizza on this blog before, but I have a new one that’s even better because of a new addition to the Team:
Inside the refrigerator is a Mason jar filled with bubbly, stretchy stuff that I try to keep alive so that I can feed my family. It’s my evil kitchen secret: sourdough starter. Nate and I began our starter back in April, and it is alive! It’s still alive!
For a sourdough starter, you have to have a lot of patience and just trust that it will grow and take over the refrigerator, which is the happiest day in the world.
How to Get a Sassy Sourdough Starter Started:
Day 1: Mix 100 grams of whole grain flour with 150 grams of warm water in a Mason jar, and let the mixture sit overnight.
Day 2: Take out half of the mixture and put in 50 grams of whole grain flour, 50 grams of unbleached flour, and 115 grams of water.
Day 3: Repeat Day 2.
Day 4: Repeat Day 3, but with 100 grams of water.
Days 5-7: Repeat, but with 50 grams of water and 50 grams of unbleached flour.
At this point, you can put the starter into the refrigerator to keep the mixture from bubbling over. It will go “dormant,” and will have to be “awakened.” On the day that you plan to use it for pizza, take it out of the refrigerator and let it warm up (wake up) a few hours in the morning. Then, remove half of the starter and add in 50 grams of unbleached flour and 50 grams of warm water. In a few hours, it should get nice and bubbly. After using the dough for the pizza, add 50 grams of unbleached flour and 50 grams of warm water to the Mason jar. Let it sit for a while. Then, return the jar to the refrigerator, where it can sleep and get stronger and super sassy—but not too sassy. If it turns black or green or pink it is trying to poison you. Dump it and start over.
Pizza-Time!
–At about 12:30 p.m. or so, start the pizza. If the starter is in a Mason jar, it has to be pushed down/flattened with a spoon. After the air has been pushed out and mixed through, measure out ½ cup of the starter and place it into a medium-sized bowl.
–Add in one cup of warm water and whisk the starter with the water until completely blended and smooth. At this point, I also add in one tablespoon of honey.
–In another bowl, measure out three cups of unbleached flour and one teaspoon of salt. Mix these two items together.
–Then, you can just dump the flour into the bowl with the water/starter/honey and mix it together with your hands. The mixture will be shaggy—and you’ll wonder: “How in the world will this ever be a pizza?” Everything will be fine. Just cover the bowl and let it sit until about 4 p.m., which is when the cat needs to be fed.
–At 4 p.m., feed the cat, wash your hands, and shape the dough into a ball. Place the dough back into the bowl again. Cover it, and let it rise until about 6:30 p.m. or so.
Get Saucy!
Ingredients for the sauce:
–1 cup of canned crushed tomatoes
–3 teaspoons of dried basil
–3 teaspoons of dried oregano
–2 teaspoons of chopped garlic
–3 teaspoons of granulated sugar
–1-2 teaspoons of salt
–1/2 teaspoon of ground black pepper
–1 teaspoon of red pepper flakes
(The measurements above are estimates. Sometimes I taste at the end to see if the sauce needs more of an ingredient.)
Mix everything together and set aside.
Assembly/Baking:
–Preheat the oven to 450.
–Roll out the dough—I divide it into three oval-shaped pieces for the Fixin’ Leaks and Leeks Team.
–Prick the dough with a fork—to let the steam out while baking.
–Add the sauce and your favorite toppings/cheese.
–Bake on the bottom rack for five minutes.
–Then, bake on the top rack for 13 minutes.
Results: We absolutely love this pizza. Our review matches how I would describe the house of my dreams—if I were to see it advertised on Zillow: The Pizza House, located in a wooded nook spanning 5,000 acres, is just full-on pizza flavor from top to bottom. A crispy, tangy foundation supports spacious layers of sassiness. You’ll want to flit about in shiny pants and stick your face in the wall. Delicious!
Your Turn: How often do you eat pizza in a year? What is your favorite pizza?
Looks really good Irina.
Leslie
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Thanks, Leslie!
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That sour dough pizza crust sounds really good. It looks like we’re going to have a good crop of tomatoes from the garden this year, so I will be making homemade sauce for our pizza delights.
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Fresh tomatoes sound wonderful!
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They’re the best! When we have a good yield, I make marinara sauce, pizza sauce, and salsa.
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Love Pizza, eat it at least twice a month.
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Pizza is irresistible! Thanks for stopping by:)
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We eat cheese pizza on Fridays every once in a while, when it’s not too hot to use the oven. Dreaming of having a pizza house sounds perfectly normal to me. Not only would that not require heating the house, but chewing on the roof would increase ventilation in the house. Win-win!
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During Lent, we eat cheese pizzas on Fridays. The rest of the year, we do other toppings. And, yes–I like your way of thinking here–who doesn’t need ventilation?
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Isn’t it kind of a shame that Fridays during Lent aren’t that difficult because cheese pizza exists? Oh well!
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I can’t eat the crust but I’m definitely going to try that sauce recipe!
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Great! Let me know how it turns out!
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Hi. In answer to your question about how often do I eat pizza: My pizza infatuation started about 50 years ago. I ate pizza 2 or 3 times a week for all those years, until recently. But, for health reasons, I cut way back on pizza starting 7 months ago. So, I now have pizza once or twice per month. See ya! Neil Scheinin
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Yes, it’s probably not healthy to eat pizza every day–depending on the pizza. Also, it makes the pizza taste that much better when you finally get that slice. Cheers, Neil!
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This got me thinking of Homer Simpson and the dream house made of chocolate. Oh, what a wonderful life, homes made of pizza and chocolate.
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Ah, yes! And doughnuts. Mmmm doughnuts.
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You have great dreams when you eat pizza, me, I just get chased by blobs of mozzarella or starter dough. I’m pretty open-minded on pizza crusts & toppings – I’m ok with people who like chopped spinach, prosciutto, artichokes, etc. even anchovies, but you gotta draw the line at Midwest mac’n’cheese with imitation bacon bits, good grief. I’m hesitant to add any more bio- or chem experiments to my refrigerator, but your recipe sounds tasty.
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Pizza nightmares are the worst! Yeah–I’m not sure about the mac and cheese with imitation bacon bits–probably not the best of choices. Stay safe!
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I love pizza, thin crust, but Spouse loves sourdough. Thanks for the recipe; I’ll pass it on. 🙂
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Excellent! Let me know how it turns out:)
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In a year? I eat pizza at least once in a fortnight. My favourite one is the basic recipe: tomato sauce, mozzarella cheese, basil and good olive oil
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That sounds delicious!
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Looks so delicious 🤤!!! Great dough!
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Thanks so much!
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Good post, and thanks for the recipe. I recently received a pizza stone for my birthday, and it’s one that is designed to be used on a BBQ. We had never had a pizza stone before, and we seldom had pizza because we could never seem to get the crust quite the way we liked it after baking it in a got oven. The Napoleon BBQ stone is a real game changer! The BBQ can be brought up to a much hotter temperature, in our case about 650 degrees. When we used the stone, we built the pizza on parchment paper and then placed it on the preheated stone (30 minutes in the preheated BBQ). After about 4 minutes in the BBQ, we carefully lifted the pizza and slid the parchment paper out and then left the pizza in for another 8 minutes. On our first attempt, the crust came out a little burnt and the topping (brussel sprout leaves) were a little too dark and crispy. The next time we used it, we slid the parchment paper out at the 4 minute mark and left it in for just another 4 minutes for (total of 8 minutes) and it was perfect! Since receiving it 5 weeks ago now and adapting our times for the hotter BBQ, we have had pizza once a week, all with different toppings, and it comes out wonderfully perfect. We will now try your crust recipe as we are looking for different variations on crusts, so thanks!
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Wow! You have convinced me to get a pizza stone–that sounds wonderful!
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Your pizza is a thing of beauty! ❤ As for how often, usually once a month, and of course I keep some for the other day because there's something special about yesterday's pizza! My favorite flavors are corn and bacon and/or chicken with cream cheese! 🙂
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Thanks! Leftover pizza is wonderful–but we don’t have any leftovers:( Corn and bacon sound like wonderful toppings–I’ll have to try that!
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Oh, definitely try it! It’s a great combination! 🙂
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I LOVE PIZZA!
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Pizza is awesome–we eat it at least once a week here at home. Cheers!
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drool, drool!
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Reblogged this on By the Mighty Mumford and commented:
SMELLS LIKE A WINNER! YUM!
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I’m pretty sure I could dream about that pizza often!
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Thanks! And thanks for stopping by!
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You’re very welcome! Thank you for the good food!
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